Knightley's Girl
I know a girl, she's from Chawton
Her full name is Jane Austen
she wants to be Knightley's girl
She wrote out all her fantasies
And devised a character carefully
Now she wants to be Knightley's girl

He's not real, he's not real he's fake
But Jane Austen made a big mistake
She's got the blues cause she couldn't see
No man could be like Knightley