What Type of Men, by Allison McCulloch
What Type of Men
 

   
What Type of Men are out there for me?
What Type of Men do you think adore me?
Too tall, too ambivalent?
Too lean or inequivalent?
To what my dreams are
What Type of Men would go with me, but not too far

M: I would go with you, but your eyes aren't blue
F: Well, that's OK cause I'm not so keen on you too
M2: She's not too rich
M3: And person'lly I think she's a- 
F: I can't dream for high society
M4 (drunkenly): Just hope the man believes in sobriety

What Type of Men are out there for me?
What Type of Men do you think adore me?
Too wise for my own good
His teeth made out of wood
Or maybe so attractive
The women will be reactive
And steal him away
I'll just be an

Men: NO!
F: I'll just be an -OLD
Men: NO!
F: Maid!!!!
M2: But you need to get laid
F: (GASP)


(Repeat chorus)
5/25/02 Allison McCulloch

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